Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Boston ... Legal

Well, next week, I will be off to Boston for a few days for work. I'm excited to be traveling again, but my travel companions are less than desirable companions. First, it was already told to me they do not wish to visit any gay bars. My response was, a) your loss, and b) you weren't invited anyway. My companions are BossLady and Indian Princess. This will be my first time traveling with them, and I am trying to keep an open mind, however, with that unsolicited comment, I can't imagine it will be much fun. I am sure they will be giving me the evil eye, as I have already upgraded my flights and hotel room, using perks earned from my prior job.

The last time I was there was in 1987, so I know it has changed. Also, on that trip I was mugged. The mugging did not keep me away this long, however, there were other places I chose to vacation.

I am kinda excited, as I do like the show Boston Legal. Now, I know they only film exterior shots there, if even those. However, I will attempt to see if I can find the buildings. I know, geeky.

So, if anyone knows what else there is to do in Boston, please let me know.


Denny Crane


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Jimmy Buffet ... A New Respect

As I mentioned earlier, I drive Limo part time. On Saturday, I was hired to drive a chartered limo (hired by the hour) to take a group of people to the Jimmy Buffet Concert. While I enjoy his music, I never really thought about going to his concert. However, based upon last Saturday night, I may have to change my mind. What a party there was. As we arrived at the parking lot, I noticed most Limos, as well as Buses & RVs in the next lot, and cars in the other lot, were surrounded by people partying away. My clients were slightly buzzed having been drinking various rum drinks. They partied with some of the other concert goers. And there was quite a show going on nearby as well. There were no restrooms near us, so when people had to go, they just went intothe weeds by the parking lot. Men, women, young, old, gay, straight, didn't matter, they just went. For, me, I saw way too many naked women, and not enough naked men, but hey at least I saw some.

At one point, after my clients went into the concert, I was just hanging by the car, and this small group of people came by, with one woman coming up to me saying, "You need like you need to get lei'd" and preceded to plant a big sloppy kiss on me, put a lei around my neck, and said, "Damn, boy, I hope that was as good for you, as it was for me." Trying to let her down easy, I replied it was good, but for me, it would have been better if her male friend was the one who lei'd me. Next thing I know, he said, "Why the hell not, first time for everything." So, he came, leaned in, so we had a nice long, lingering kiss. "Damn, man, with lips and a kiss like that you probably could have any man or woman here." Then he lei'd me.

My clients were quite impressed when I told them I got lei'd twice.

So, while I would never have thought about attending a Jimmy Buffet concert before, I have a new respect for the party that is the concert.






Thursday, July 19, 2007

Some One Needs to Chill.....

Well, it has been a few days since I posted last. Thanks to my good friend David http://www.dwqonline.com/ for reminding me.

Not a lot has happened. I did go see the new Harry Potter movie. I enjoyed it. Nice to know only one more year (or so) before he is legal here in the US to lust over. However, when I go to London in September, the age is only 16, so I can lust after him if I see him. (As if I have a chance).

I did go to Kohl's today at lunch to look for shoes. (They usually have decent prices on Sketchers). And a bizarre thing happened to me. I parked my car in the parking lot, and started walking in behind this guy. Apparently, he was going to look at shoes as well, so once in the store, we ended up taking the same path to shoes. Everytime I turned the aisle to look at shoes, here he was. I thought to my self, "Self, is this dude following me? Checking me out? Stalking me? I hope not, as I don't find him attractive at all." Apparently, we made our decisions at the same time, and ended up in the same line at the register. Once outside in the parking lot, it figures his car is parked next to mine. As he sees me enter my car, he said loud enough for me to hear, "Figures the Faggot would be stalking me in the store. I ain't interested." To which I replied, "Sir, only in your wildest dreams and imaginations would I ever do anything sexual with you. Besides, you are the one stalking me, so please leave me alone." That boy needs to chill.




So how is your day?

Friday, July 6, 2007

Fingers

As a person who drives alot, I also look around alot. I am one of those who, when at a stop light, looks at the other drivers around me. Afterall, one of them my be my future ex-husband. So, I appologize if it was me when you were thinking, "Geez, that guy should take a picture, it would last longer." But, be assured, if I am looking too long, that means you are very good looking.

One thing I do notice is the use of fingers. Of course, many people use the most known finger to wave hi all the time. However, it is the index finger that causes me concern when I look around. It also causes me concern that many people think they can't be seen in their cars. I mean, why on earth would a huge percentage of people pick their nose while they can be seen?



And it is even more scary, so much so I have to look away, when their fingers are removed from their nose, and head towards their mouth....

Monday, July 2, 2007

A Little About Me

Thanks for stopping by and taking a look see.

On my prior blog, I did a 100 things list. I may do one here, but figured right now maybe some actual prose might be a good idea.

Anyways, My name is Scott. I live in the Chicago Suburbs, with my partner M and our three 'children', Buffy, Glacier and Prue. The kids all have four feet, as they are Siberian Huskies. M and I have been together for 6 1/2 years, and have been married (at least in the eyes of Canadian Law) for 3 1/2 years. Cher played our reception in Toronto, October 31, 2003. It was an intimate affair with 50,000 of our closest friends in attendence. Of course that was to be her final North American Concert. I have seen her twice in North America since then. I guess she changed her mind. Divas are allowed.

Well, more later.